10 rules for dating my daughter 1 get a job 2 understand
Rules for Dating my Daughter 1 Get a Job 2 Understand I don't Like you 3 I'm Everywhere 4 You...
Rules for Dating my Daughter 1 Get a Job 2 Understand I don't Like you 3 I'm Everywhere 4 You...
Forgive someone because you believe they are truly sorry, not just because you want to keep them in your life
When people male you feel unwanted, don't leave to make them feel sad or guilty, they won't. Leave because you...
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it
Do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle tittle crush on and it's just never...
Nichts vermiest einem dem Freitag so sehr, als festzustellen, das erst Mittwoch ist
Freunde bitte denkt daran Samstag ist der Tag, an dem Unterwäsche optional ist :idea:3 :idea:3
sie sind jetzt schon das vierte mal in dieser Woche zu spät zur Arbeit erschienen: Was heute ist erst Donnertag
Wenn Du einen Mann siehst und Du ihn willst, dann bedenke folgendes egal wie Schön er ist, egal wie Sexy...
Wenn man in 1000 Jahren Facebook Fotos von den heutigen Girlies findet, denken die bestimmt wir stammen von Enten ab...
All these Chicks talk about how they drink wine and make love i say drink Tequila and get fucked that...
When people say i have a strong personality I know it's just a nicer way of them saying I'm a...
Doing what you like is freedom liking what you do is happiness
An english professor wrote the words woman without her man is nothing on the blackboard and directed his students to...
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it
Things a Woman does Not want in a man she does not want a man that 1 lies cheats and...
Being someone's first love may be great, but to be their last is priceless
Character isn't something you were born with and can't change, like your fingerprints. It's something you weren't born with and...