officer i´m not slurring my speech i´m talking in cursive
officer, I´m not slurring my speech, I´m talking in cursive. Really, I´m not as think as you Drink I am.
officer, I´m not slurring my speech, I´m talking in cursive. Really, I´m not as think as you Drink I am.
The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them.
hab mehr träume als die Realität zerstören kann
Trenne dich von allem Unnötigen, atme tief durch und fang nochmal von vorne an
In meinem Herzen ist noch ganz viel Platz, aber der Türsteher ist in den letzten Jahren etwas strenger geworden
a hangover is just your body reminding you that you´re an idiot
i´m not saying you have a curfew, but if i wake up in the middle of the night and your...
if a man loves a woman´s soul, he´ll end up loving one woman, but if he just loves a woman´s...
fabulous called of course i answered we speak the same language
just masturbated without a vibrator old school bitches :idea:18
old men´s eyes like old men´s memories they are strongest for things a long way off
Never discourage anyone who continually makes progress, no matter how slow. - Plato
I´m Not Lazy i Realy Enjoy doing Nothing
men socialize by insulting each other, but they don´t really mean it. Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they...
i dont forgive people because i´m weak i forgive people because i´m strong enough to know people make mistakes
maybe you should eat your makeup so you can try and be pretty on the inside bitch
men are like public toilets they are either taken... or full of shit
two types of people that annoy me drunk people when i´m sober sober people when i´m drunk